It is the first day of university

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  • Published: 11 September 2019
  • THE JOANA CEDDIA BOX NOW AVAILABLE: hellojuniper.com/channel/UCkin59aR57-RgqvN04jHSIg/p/3927975329853
    JOANA SWEATER NOW AVAILABLE: hellojuniper.com/channel/UCkin59aR57-RgqvN04jHSIg/p/1865852518461

    HERE’S HOW THINGS ARE GOING TO GO FROM HERE ON OUT
    1. YOU WILL ADDRESS ME SIDEWAYS. I EXPECT YOU TO SAY HI TO ME SIDEWAYS. I EXPECT YOU TO BAKE ME A CAKE SIDEWAYS. I EXPECT YOU TO RESPECT ME SIDEWAYS, GOT IT?
    2. ONLY CUCUMBER FLAVOURED DEODORANT IS PERMISSIBLE FROM NOW ON. ANY OTHER SMELL IS PUTRID AND PUNISHABLE BY DEATH. ITS EITHER THAT OR MY NOSE BARKS AT YOU, GOT THAT?
    3.
    4. YELLOW IS DISGUSTING.
    5. SERIOUSLY, NO HUMAN BEING SHOULD WEAR YELLOW.
    6. DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?

    On a real note though, I just wanted to say thanks for sticking with me for so long. It was around this time of last year that my channel started to gain traction and I am so thankful for this opportunity. As for posting videos goes, I am going to try to get my videos up every Tuesday at 5 PM, but I am not going to make any promises. Also, I am going to be pretty inactive on twitter and instagram from this point forward cause I want to focus on my studies as much as possible (but it’s not like I was that active on there to begin with lol).

    Instagram: instagram.com/eits_jo...
    Twitter: twitter.com/tweet_joana
    Cameo: cameo.com/eits_joana

    Hep Cats by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
    Source: incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1500022
    Artist: incompetech.com/

    If you want to translate the video: shortroute.info/user/timedtext_cs_p...

    Current sub count: 2, 908, 927

    With love,

    Jenny Cravitz
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Comments • 13 972

  • Dulcie Park
    Dulcie Park  30 minutes back

    Percy jackson♡♡♡

    • Hey I'm Dead inside
      Hey I'm Dead inside  41 minutes back

      No but high key Joana is looking goooood👀

      • foca foxxi
        foca foxxi  2 hours back

        8:39 me when my favorite songs on/when I bored

        • sara hassan
          sara hassan  2 hours back

          you would've looked better in the beginning with your sunnys on

          • cloudanimal
            cloudanimal  2 hours back

            I’m starting college soon as a commuter and this gives me bravery

            • Jennifer Murdock
              Jennifer Murdock  2 hours back

              God-schnaapp Joana!! What camera do you have?? That zoom in to the pigeons was impressive!!

              • Bálint Anna
                Bálint Anna  3 hours back

                I love it how she did this whole thing after her first day with all the wigs and costumes

                • Tyarah Stewart-Alleyne
                  Tyarah Stewart-Alleyne  4 hours back

                  Herpes...

                  • Samantha Murray
                    Samantha Murray  4 hours back

                    The voice change during the cooking channel really got to me. The entire thing was a masterpiece.

                    • Gabrielle Wong
                      Gabrielle Wong  4 hours back

                      The whole "Don't Call Me Angel" thing, meh
                      If it was literally just their vocals, it would be so much better. The beat never really contributed to making the song a bop (IMO, it wasn't really a bop) and the lyrics were honestly, the worst part about it.

                      • mia and the rabbits
                        mia and the rabbits  4 hours back

                        My sincere and most solid rip for going through the hell that is first year chem and calculus my dude

                        • Tinc
                          Tinc  5 hours back

                          U will be the coolest kid in your faculty

                          • Sad Diablita
                            Sad Diablita  5 hours back

                            Woah wtf I had no idea you're going to university. I always thought you were younger than me so I never watched your videos. Damn I could've been watching your videos a long time ago :(

                            • Tori Surprenant
                              Tori Surprenant  5 hours back

                              Does anyone really eat raw mushrooms?!

                              • Reagan Howard
                                Reagan Howard  5 hours back

                                Hey joana we have matching backpacks

                                • Jazz Kaur
                                  Jazz Kaur  5 hours back

                                  Proud to see this in the leading woman column! 🤗

                                  • Emily Ander-CALL ME SON ONE MORE TIME

                                    “Be careful with Peter Pan. He screams. Peace ✌️ “

                                    • Leila Bagby
                                      Leila Bagby  6 hours back

                                      i enjoyed this

                                      • Brittany Fife
                                        Brittany Fife  6 hours back

                                        JOANA: did you clean the cat?
                                        Me: WTF?!?!

                                        • Eva
                                          Eva  6 hours back

                                          I looooove the Chain!!

                                          • Samantha Phipps
                                            Samantha Phipps  7 hours back

                                            Do you like Billie Eilish??

                                            • Samantha Phipps
                                              Samantha Phipps  7 hours back

                                              Do you like Billie Eilish??

                                              • Erin Smith
                                                Erin Smith  7 hours back

                                                How does she eat RAW mushrooms

                                                • Floof Edits
                                                  Floof Edits  7 hours back

                                                  i wonder what university u go to? cuz we live really close

                                                  • Floof Edits
                                                    Floof Edits  7 hours back

                                                    the only youtuber who went to school

                                                    • Fabienne Codio
                                                      Fabienne Codio  7 hours back

                                                      *I was so cool nobody wanted to be my friend* :story of my life

                                                      • Ella Mei
                                                        Ella Mei  7 hours back

                                                        MUJI PENS YES

                                                        • Ella Mei
                                                          Ella Mei  8 hours back

                                                          PERCY JACKSON WHO’S YOUR GODLY PARENTAL

                                                          • bobcat 14
                                                            bobcat 14  8 hours back

                                                            Comatose? Was that a rock reference 😂🤘

                                                            • Jade Lacombe
                                                              Jade Lacombe  8 hours back

                                                              I love ur outfit it’s so good with your hair

                                                              • #love unicorns
                                                                #love unicorns  9 hours back

                                                                September the 4th for me was the first day of 7th grade.🌈☀❤

                                                                • Divine Boyd
                                                                  Divine Boyd  9 hours back

                                                                  Do you have an iPhone

                                                                  • Valeria Moreno
                                                                    Valeria Moreno  9 hours back

                                                                    Love the fact Joanna isn’t wearing a bra 😂

                                                                    • Kate Fvckery
                                                                      Kate Fvckery  9 hours back

                                                                      what happens when you call 1-800-MAMASPIZZA

                                                                      • Haydn Rester
                                                                        Haydn Rester  9 hours back

                                                                        Cmon Chris flemming

                                                                        • Leighlee Peterson
                                                                          Leighlee Peterson  9 hours back

                                                                          Make a cookbook

                                                                          • Nala TheKoala
                                                                            Nala TheKoala  9 hours back

                                                                            I love the fact that Joanna always hearts/or pins a hate comment XD

                                                                            • Groffee Boffee
                                                                              Groffee Boffee  10 hours back

                                                                              samantha Samantha SAMANTHA

                                                                              • Rashida Saima
                                                                                Rashida Saima  10 hours back

                                                                                Did she... just sit down and reread Percy Jackson before class. Well, if that ain't me.

                                                                                • Willow __
                                                                                  Willow __  10 hours back

                                                                                  Okay Staples smells amazing though

                                                                                  • Brianna Bergman
                                                                                    Brianna Bergman  10 hours back

                                                                                    *sees muji pens*
                                                                                    I see your a woman of culture as well

                                                                                    • Andrew Mortensen
                                                                                      Andrew Mortensen  10 hours back

                                                                                      WHY ARE ALL THE MOMS SO MEAN TO MICHELLE AND SARAH THEY DIDNT DO ANYTHING

                                                                                      • jp karanja
                                                                                        jp karanja  10 hours back

                                                                                        Me and my white nike air force ones approve of this video 👍

                                                                                        • Noemi Sanchez
                                                                                          Noemi Sanchez  10 hours back

                                                                                          Oh goodie, I'm not the only one that says "dingbat" :D

                                                                                          • Brayden Knox
                                                                                            Brayden Knox  10 hours back

                                                                                            Ew you have to wear the extra asf lab goggles

                                                                                            • Brayden Knox
                                                                                              Brayden Knox  10 hours back

                                                                                              Ouf first year chem. RIP

                                                                                              • let's talk about harry potter

                                                                                                i am DIGGING the look, joana

                                                                                                • Pimp daddy ostrich
                                                                                                  Pimp daddy ostrich  11 hours back

                                                                                                  9:28 so no one is gonna talk about her abs??? Anyone??? No...